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BEWARE...... u never kno when sumthing funny/stupid might be said and I am there to publish it for the world to see.... HAHAHA
 
not even saying "copyright" will stop me....
 
MWAH HAHAHAHAHA!

 
Shan:
 

luckystar16187: but first i have to get it out of my undies

 

luckystar16187: i don't want a whole bunch of little boys with ass-grabbing syndrome

 

DreaVella: thanks for gettin me sick shanny 

luckystar16187: we shouldnt have been making out
 

luckystar16187: *sniffs*

luckystar16187: whoa i really did

luckystar16187: and i ate cheez-its

luckystar16187: yay for cheez-its

 

luckystar16187: *burps*

luckystar16187: excuse me
 
luckystar16187: *kills dre lovingly with crushing hug*
 
luckystar16187: yeah somehow i dont think angry p under the influence would really be a good idea...

luckystar16187: yea,  shannie the whore

luckystar16187: what pathetic losers!  luckystar16187: pathetic losers that i wouldnt mind being...

luckystar16187: im wearing my lucky underwear!

luckystar16187: holy shitness batman!

 

Mandi:

mandola0425: *clears throat*  attention...you are here by invited to the potential "Hooray for a Snowday" Celebration.  At my house sometime tomorrow afternoon IF we have a snow day (which i doubt but don't make plans just in case)  it will include the trombone chicks and their male counterparts and possibly a few others? DreaVella: i was recently informed by a member of the cowbearing of whom i call my nick

mandola0425: ROAR!    DreaVella: oo!  Ur so scary masta!

mandola0425: did you pee or sumthing?

mandola0425: *smacks hand* bad mandi corrupting small children

mandola0425: lol i wanna see i wanna see *bounces up and down like a 5 year old*   mandola0425: im in the mood to be 5 today

mandola0425: i have a life thank you...   DreaVella: ha!

mandola0425: i'm so in the mood to act like a homoron

mandola0425: gravy smoothies!

mandola0425: Soup soup de doup CHEESE!

 

Andrea Urb.:

Soccer41589: what did you talk about? just how sexy that andrea urbanek is? *struts* oh yeah!

 

Cassie:

Lilcas88:  i cant believe ur not blonde.

Cassie's gum trauma       Lilcas88: brb i have gum on my face ~*~*~*~*~ Lilcas88: back, but i still have some gum on my face  Lilcas88: i blew a really big bubble and it got ALL over my face ~*~*~*~*~  Lilcas88: uh oh i just got more gum on my face. now i cant really open my mouth cuz it is stuck together.   Lilcas88: i have to pry it open  ~*~*~*~* Lilcas88: my shirt was sticking to my mouth for a sec. ~*~*~*~*~ Lilcas88: i still cant get it all off!

 

Grace:

leabdollen: and don't get drunk    leabdollen: be the designated driver

Homecoming talk with gracie:
DreaVella:
are u goin to hc? leabdollen: yes i am  DreaVella: with whom leabdollen: me and my date  leabdollen: which at this point is a table   leabdollen: it has brown eyes and doesn't say much   
~*~*~*~

leabdollen: my computer just asked me out  leabdollen: what should i say   DreaVella: say no  leabdollen: but hes kinda sexy in a way

 

Emily:

EmoAscaVamp: Familial obligations.

DreaVella: familial...lol. is that a word?

EmoAscaVamp: lol. I dunno.

EmoAscaVamp: It sounded sophisticated so I used it.

EmoAscaVamp: I've eated grass before.  EmoAscaVamp: Me and Kristin were sucking on grass at one of the drum sectionals.   EmoAscaVamp: we figured out that they taste like a mix of carrots, celery, bananas and apples.

DreaVella: i thought u were smart  AsCaDoLiEl176: I was. Not anymore.  DreaVella: yea, well I was always bumd

AsCaDoLiEl176: *grins drunkenly*

AsCaDoLiEl176: Poo on you.

 

Caitlin:  

scubachic176: i mustve forgoten or maybe the extra holes in my head r makin my brain leak out even faster

 

scubachic176: u seem cyberly upset.

 

cai, when she was sick.

scubachic176: lol

scubachic176: im not really laughing out loud though, cuz it hurts

scubachic176: but im laughing on the inside

scubachic176: lotis

scubachic176: laughin on the inside

scubachic176: nick? why are u so quiet?

scubachic176: r u afraid my bubby is gonna eat u too?

scubachic176: like dres other boyfreinds?

ARvette03 (cai's bro): GRRa baby, very grr!! 

scubachic176: that she never had

scubachic176: lol

scubachic176: *buries heads in hands*  scubachic176: o my goodness dre.u are a moe and a half

scubachic176: o well that snot embaressing  ( ^ referring to that ^ )

scubachic176: This Stupid Welsh Cow wont load

 

Naveen:

VeenerYinYang: so ur the baby   VeenerYinYang: the young-in VeenerYinYang: the one  that went wee wee all the way home

VeenerYinYang: hey that rhymes   DreaVella: what rhymes? VeenerYinYang: gully and meanie

VeenerYinYang: i gotta teach u how to play with some balls  DreaVella: uh,  no thanks VeenerYinYang: ok play with sound

VeenerYinYang: pshh u have exactly thirty one minutes to get off or your computer will self distruct  pshh

 

Alex:

xoxdragonessxox: Hey, no fair! I'm a useless shrink. That still counts. Give me your damn money!

 

Nick G.: 

southsousa: yay for dre and mrs dre

 

southsousa: i smell a law suit!!!!

southsousa: or is that just my moms cooking?

southsousa: i cant tell

 

southsousa: yeah good plan

southsousa: never give up!

southsousa: ahhhh *screams battle cry*

 

southsousa: screw this god damn mother fuckin computer

DreaVella: NICHOLAS!  SUCH LANGUAGE!!!

southsousa: sry sry

southsousa: *slaps self* *turns head opposite way*

southsousa: omg, ur gay

 

southsousa: *with jamaican accent*

FirstBaseman013: omg ur addicted to them  FirstBaseman013: they have help 4 these situations

FirstBaseman013: are u dead or alive?  DreaVella: well, i have been re-incarnated  FirstBaseman013: as wat a bird, a plane,...?  DreaVella: as an alien  FirstBaseman013: little green andrea

 

Matt R.:

TrumpetGod1987: god it hurt like a frickin million mos

 

TrumpetGod1987: well hisa what im thiza

TrumpetGod1987: ima thiza thata wea gonna goa seea moviea

TrumpetGod1987: howa bouta thata


TrumpetGod1987:
my outer valence electron got excited and was bumped to the next energy level

TrumpetGod1987: but i had some help. what if i didnt? id be.......mince meat

TrumpetGod1987: gnite, dont let the huge friggin bugs get ya

TrumpetGod1987: yeah im goin on vacation
TrumpetGod1987: to the 7-11
DreaVella: fun!
TrumpetGod1987: yehmam!  me and billybob we gonna head for the sale whooo heeee

 

TrumpetGod1987: u know it girlfriend! *snap* *snap*

 

TrumpetGod1987: i think my bed has magical healing powers

TrumpetGod1987: u know  *snap*  *snap*  fo shoa

 

Meghan (Moosey):

PurpleSaber7: no, ur just blonde

PurpleSaber7: *eats plant*  DreaVella: huh??  PurpleSaber7: i dunno i though itd be a moosey-like thing to do

PurpleSaber7: *touches dre* TSS ooo thats hot!

PurpleSaber7: i think...i need to run away to greenland, hijack a tractor, run it into a marshmellow factory and steal all the peanuts
PurpleSaber7: yeah thats what i need to do.

PurpleSaber7: well i was thinking romantic evening and that the first thing that came to mind

PurpleSaber7: i dont even have a fire place

 

PurpleSaber7: my fingers smell like sulfur and carbon

PurpleSaber7: matches are sooo much fun dont ya know
PurpleSaber7: especially when burning milk jugs into smoldering piles of plastic

 

Matt Z:

DreaVella: incest!

rebdrummer07: i go to south

rebdrummer07: but im not from the south

 

rebdrummer07: if i were a nation and you havent visitied me in a while,

rebdrummer07: id miss ya

 

rebdrummer07: watchin a thing on the history channel about cocaine

rebdrummer07: they havent gotten to the part about the velotta family and they're business yet  ;)

 

mandola0425: don't you "lol" me, missy!

 

rebdrummer07: remember when you were a lesbian?

 

rebdrummer07: everybody loves jil

DreaVella: of course!

rebdrummer07: you were like "wooo" and he was like "whaa" and i was like "shibadoo!"

DreaVella: well, duh
rebdrummer07: finally someone who understands me!

rebdrummer07: i just never tried putting jelly beans in the reindeer

DreaVella: tell me a story

rebdrummer07: i have no story to tell

DreaVella: well, make one up sir

rebdrummer07: ok.. setting: nighttime, a trailer park

rebdrummer07: the trailer is shaking

rebdrummer07: ur hear a man yelling "whose your daddy? whose your daddy?"

rebdrummer07: and there is lots of moaning

rebdrummer07: and the woman says "why are you asking that? your my cousin not my daddy!"

rebdrummer07: hey, you asked for a story
rebdrummer07: now put it on ur damn website!

 

rebdrummer07: im wearing pants right now

rebdrummer07: ill inform you in the case that that changes

 

Nick T.:

KAJtyler: my name is nick  KAJtyler: and i have a problem

 

Brian D.:

luckystar16187: what would you do for vanilla coke? bigair2953: i'd go streaking through a nursing home!

 

Alye:

AlyeCat8902: lol boys are stupid!     (amen to that sista!)

DreaVella: ...and u'd get to meet nick AlyeCat8902: meet, meat-  same thing...

 

 

 

Mike C:

 

Mikeyjc109: education is the key, and i'm just doing my best to raise awareness of some very important issues. ;)

 

Mikeyjc109:WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Mikeyjc109:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikeyjc109: hi  :-)

 

Mikeyjc109: all ya need is duck tape, glue, gasoline, a lighter, and rope

 

 

Dan K:

 

katzd2007: well boogers and cream, this sucks

 

Kara:

 

KARbear11713: her ass is mine

 

 

Ash:

 

rebelbass03: hypothetically speaking

rebelbass03: yay.. big word... go me

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